Thanks to McSweeney's for publishing my piece Cost Saving Advantages of Perimenopause today! It starts:
1. Winter scarves. Winter feels like a tropical vacation, despite the snow. You create your own heat, baby.
2. Pads and tampons. You don’t need them. Sure, occasionally you’ll need to stop at Costco, but then suddenly you won’t need any. Give away that big box to someone younger. Until you need more again, but maybe not.
Click through to read the full piece for a laugh - and solidarity!